Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?