What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?