Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Families are like fudge.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?