Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?