Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?