Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What do you do when two snails fight?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?