Why did the girl study in the airplane?
She wanted a higher education.
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a horse's favorite car?