Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
When is a black dog not a black dog?