How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?