How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do chefs do in their spare time?