Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
How do fireflies start a race?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?