What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?