What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?