What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
The Flash.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?