Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he's already stuffed.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?