What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
A passport.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do cats love to work?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?