What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are winter days great?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What sport are eggs the best at?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What sport is always getting in trouble?