What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?