Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a horse's favorite car?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is sand so optimistic?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?