What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Easter eggs.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do fairies always drink?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the pen say to the pencil?