What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?