What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?