What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?