Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Surprise!!!!
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?