What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?