What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
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What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How are mountains able to see?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?