What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?