What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Where do ants go to eat?
How much money does a skunk have?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do Scottish toads play?