Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do you get kids to do something?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?