What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the sick chicken say?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?