What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What do pigs do over the summer?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How is cat food sold?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?