What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are goats so funny?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why was the horse so happy?