What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How is cat food sold?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?