What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A corn.
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?