Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do ants go to eat?