Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The museum curator needed a break.