Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the calf play in the school band?