What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a frog's favorite year?