What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
It's Crowded!
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?