What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
What does a dog say before eating?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?