What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?