What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the fish so smart?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?