What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?