I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why are all priests fit?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?